In a land far far away...

Hey guys, sorry i haven't made a post in over a month, just writing this post to get somethings off my mine in what i will like to call Add Rumblings #1.

1. When you are walking and you see someone you know approaching...There's that instant second where you decide if you are going to say hello or, if you are going to not say hello. You are deciding if you are going to wait for the other person to say hello, or if you are going to say something besides hello, or if you are just going to acknowledge that person somehow...or not. There has to be a term for this decision process. I've noticed that I do this every time. I'm killing me.

2. What is the point of drinking coffee everyday? You get more energy from an apple than you do from a cup of coffee. I learn this when I played a doctor on TV, or was that when I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express? I forget.

3. The fish in my pond died. Leaves are falling. There is less sunlight. It's getting colder. McCain the douche might be president. There's no football team around here worth watching. Imagine if I was a pessimist?

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4. Pinot Grigio or Pinot Noir?

5. One of my work spouses admitted to me she looked at porn online out of curiosity. She asked me [ do I look like an expert or something on this subject?] who would be willing to put amateur stuff out there? What if you saw your neighbor online doing the nasty? How would you react? Would you tell them you saw them? Would you tell others? Would you invite them over for dinner!?

6. A mom was sentenced to 45 days in jail, two years probation, and fined $1,605 for serving and allowing alcohol to underage kids at her home last spring. Another case of a moron growing up to be a grown up moron, and never really growing up.

7. We are not going through a depression. I don't care what Jim Cramer says. Spend less. Spend more. Buy what you want. Do something. There is wealth being created out there hand over fist. Don't let someone else do it for you, they'll blow your money (see Wall Street). I think Thyme is very underrated but I prefer Basil. Thy heart searches in a sea of lost and rampant fervor, waiting.