Obama Wins!
[CHORUS]
Obama wins the white house now...
Them haters yeah-- they need to sit down!!!
The Presidency... no bush understand...
'Cause every knows that you are the Man—nnnn!
So get a life...McCain! -- I won this here election!
Just get a life...Palin! -- I won this here election!
Please get a life...O'Reily! -- I won this here election!
Go get a life... Jesse! -- I won this here election!
[B.O.:]
I just beat McCain on Tuesday and I'm not about rest
Bush is about to bounce like my cousin Rudy's checks
In case you didnt know my father used to herd goats
My sweet little granny even gave your man a vote
McCain wanted to maintain 100 year war
I just wanna keep gas prices $1.94...
I'm the first half black president my friend
David dukes losing his mind... so is Hilary Clinton!
[CHORUS]
[B.O.:]
Had to smoose with O
Scarlett Jo got kinda weird yo
But thats politics bro
Do I like Joe? No!
A plumber write a book? What a joke
Will I paint the white house black???
Mmmm, I dont know....
Don't have to kiss another baby
Palins a crazy lady
Delayed the World Series Game.... forgive me Philly...
Just had to make 'em all understand that I'm a blessing...
I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!
[CHORUS]
MA MAN ASATHECOMIC!
Saturday, November 1, 2008
My new favorite song!!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Thoughts
I was giving this some thought in the silence of my house last night. I was lying in bed when I began to think about Robin Hood. Why? I have no idea but Robin Hood kept popping into my head. For anyone who doesn’t know, Robin Hood is the famous British outlaw who would “rob from the rich and give to the poor.” You may remember him from that movie starring Kevin Costner, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves or possibly Robin Hood: Men in Tights The whole premise of the Robin Hood legend has been centered around a working class hero who, with his band of “merry men” overthrough the oppressive government and upperclass.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
In a land far far away...
Hey guys, sorry i haven't made a post in over a month, just writing this post to get somethings off my mine in what i will like to call Add Rumblings #1.
1. When you are walking and you see someone you know approaching...There's that instant second where you decide if you are going to say hello or, if you are going to not say hello. You are deciding if you are going to wait for the other person to say hello, or if you are going to say something besides hello, or if you are just going to acknowledge that person somehow...or not. There has to be a term for this decision process. I've noticed that I do this every time. I'm killing me.
2. What is the point of drinking coffee everyday? You get more energy from an apple than you do from a cup of coffee. I learn this when I played a doctor on TV, or was that when I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express? I forget.
3. The fish in my pond died. Leaves are falling. There is less sunlight. It's getting colder. McCain the douche might be president. There's no football team around here worth watching. Imagine if I was a pessimist?
[ Today's blog is brought to you by the word Implacable and the number 13 ]
4. Pinot Grigio or Pinot Noir?
5. One of my work spouses admitted to me she looked at porn online out of curiosity. She asked me [ do I look like an expert or something on this subject?] who would be willing to put amateur stuff out there? What if you saw your neighbor online doing the nasty? How would you react? Would you tell them you saw them? Would you tell others? Would you invite them over for dinner!?
6. A mom was sentenced to 45 days in jail, two years probation, and fined $1,605 for serving and allowing alcohol to underage kids at her home last spring. Another case of a moron growing up to be a grown up moron, and never really growing up.
7. We are not going through a depression. I don't care what Jim Cramer says. Spend less. Spend more. Buy what you want. Do something. There is wealth being created out there hand over fist. Don't let someone else do it for you, they'll blow your money (see Wall Street). I think Thyme is very underrated but I prefer Basil. Thy heart searches in a sea of lost and rampant fervor, waiting.
Monday, September 1, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Usain Bolt's Early Celebration.
Like a normal Jamaican, throwing confetti, drinking champagne at any given time. Usain Bolt was amazing during the olympics, and here's his story...
Saturday, August 23, 2008
End of the summer games!
The summer games are almost over! It's pretty depressing, especially that Canada hasnt done as well as we have in the past
(Hint: Atlanta?). We have however seen what we saw from Simon Whitfield in 2000 at the Sidney Olympics, this year. Unfortunatly in 2004 we missed it with him finishing 16th. This year in the triathalon he had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I mean in the last 2 kilometers he fell greatly behind and i didn't think he had it in him to catch up but when they turned the 180 degree turn, he said F$%@ it and threw off his hat and RUN FOREST RUN he gave it all, and wow we got silver, we could have not asked for anything more (except a gold). And lets not forget about the legendary Colin Jenkins. Wow we was the one that wears the pants and helped Whitfield get the Silver medal, with out him and his clearing abilities, we could not have accomplished such an exraordinary win! Congrats to both of you for bringing home the silver medal!
HAs anybody ever seen speed walking? YEah i havent either, it was the most funniest thing to ever see the mens 50K race walk. Now i couldn\t find a video of this years men's but i found on woments speed walking (not olympics) but imagin a guy walking like this.
Now thres not much i can say else until the olympics are officially over. And thats in about 8 hours give or take a few days. But WOW Micheal Phelps great job, as much as I don't like how stuck up you are, great job on winning those 8 Golds. I thought i could never be done. And that makes me gain respect for you man. Like i said though before, in a later post ill explain ever highlight of the olympics, Candaian Rowing, Trampoline, Wrestling everthing.
New kids on the Block- Summer Time
As much as i hate boy bands this song is half decent
Lyrics
Spoken:
Jones Beach 1988. Come on!
Do you remember,
Or should I rewind,
To that summer when you caught my eye,
I played it cool,
The weather was hot,
You had the beauty and the beach on lock.
With your flip flops, half shirt, short shorts, mini skirt,
Walkin' on the beach, so pretty,
You wasn't lookin' for a man,
When you saw me in the sand,
But you fell for the boy from the city.
I was like, "hey, girl, can I get your number?"
I remember what you told me too,
"Don't call after ten"
But you know that I did,
'Cause I couldn't stop thinkin' 'bout you.
I think about you in the summertime,
(Oh oh)
And all the good times we had, baby,
Been a few years and I can't deny,
(Oh oh)
The thought of you still makes me crazy,
I think about you in the summertime,
(Oh oh)
I'm sittin' here in the sun with you on my mind.
You're my, my summertime.
Do you remember,
I'll never forget,
Touchin' your body all soakin' wet,
The water was cool,
The feelin' was hot,
Kissin' on you while the ocean rocked.
In your strapless sundress,
Kickin' back, no stress,
As long as we was together,
'Cause we were feelin' young love,
And we couldn't get enough.
Baby, I could reminisce forever.
And now I'm like,
Hey, girl, don't you know I miss it,
And I wonder if you miss it too,
Never thought it would end 'til it did,
Now, I'm here and I can't stop thinkin' 'bout you.
I think about you in the summertime,
(Oh oh)
And all the good times we had, baby,
Been a few years and I can't deny,
(Oh oh)
The thought of you still makes me crazy,
I think about you in the summertime,
(Oh oh)
I'm sittin' here in the sun with you on my mind.
You're my, my summertime.
Spoken: Break it down.
Summer ended,
Winter started,
It got colder,
When we parted ways,
(Spoken: I like this part.)
As the seasons change.
(Spoken: Bring it forward, bring it back)
Winter melted,
Spring I felt it,
Summertime will never be the same,
(Without you. My summertime.)
My summertime.
I think about you in the summertime,
I think about you
(Oh oh)
And all the good times we had, baby,
We had baby
It's been a few years and I can't deny,
I can't deny
(Oh oh)
The thought of you still makes me crazy,
Makes me crazy
I think about you in the summertime,
(Oh oh)
I'm sittin' here in the sun with you on my mind.
On my mind,
My summertime.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh yeah.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Windows Vista
YOU KNOW THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME, BRAND NEW COMPUTER WOULDN'T LET VISTA INSTALL, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO GET A SIMILAR COMPUTER SYSTEM
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Addicted to youtube
it true, I am
Every morning when I wake up
I get up and I check my messages
Then i check my subscriptions to see if anyone has posted any new stuff
I'm addicted to youtube
I'm addicted to youtube
Yes I am!
I'm addicted to youtube
I'm addicted to youtube
Yes I am!
I browse all day
I browse all night
Now It's time to watch the furries
play on my keyboard
*furry dance*
I like to leave my comments
and rate the videos I find
I add good ones to my favourites
and sometimes I even subscribe
I'm addicted to youtube
I'm addicted to youtube
yes I am!
I'm addicted to youtube
I'm addicted to youtube
yes I am!
I like to watch nasty accidents
I like to watch kittens fight
i find that a lot of videos on you tube are shite ... but
galipoka rocks!
his videos are fun
"shuddup coke!"
Fr0d0dylan is weird
but his videos make me laugh
Outro
Monday, August 18, 2008
Synonyms #1
SMART-- ache, active, acute, alert, astute, bright, brilliant, brisk, canny, chic, clever, dapper, elegant, energetic, fashionable, hurt, impertinent, insolent, intelligent, knowing, lively, natty, neat, pain, posh, precocious, pungent, quick, resh, resourceful, sassy, sharp, shrewd, slick, smarten, smug, spirited, sporty, spruce, sting, stylish, swanky, throb, trendy, vigorous, wily, wise, witty
Sunday, August 17, 2008
The Darkness- I believe in a thing called love.
LYRICS:
Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel
Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!
I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day
You got me in a spin but everythin' is A.OK!
Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh! Guitar!
Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Summer Games
Team Canada has recently won 4 medals, finally. The summer olympics this year have got to be the most annoying ones for me. I mean at the begginning the Opening cerimones were the greatest i have ever seen, besides the fact that the singing and some of the fireworks in the show were fake. I also wonder if the chinese government have done anything to the guy that ratted out that these evens were fake and were to good to be true.
Now to the events. Micheal Phelps: He is a great swimmer don't get me wrong, but when he said that he was going for 8
gold medals, i thought he was nuts. First race, ok gold medal big woop. 2nd race begginners luck, then came the 3rd and the 4th and i started to hate him. I mean people are good but no one ever is THAT good. To see that smile on his face after he won his 8th gold medal tonight was like wow. He had the most handicapped smile ever. And i do show sympathy for him that he got picked on by fellow class mates and his teacher told him he would never succeed, well he did and I mean I'm not going to lie he has succeded and I bet that teacher feels like a prick now!
Team Canada has really let me down for the first week of the games. Not winning one thing until Friday night, So far we have one gold, one silver, and two bronze medals, which for two nights after having nothing is progress. But Togo won it's first medal before Canada! Keep them coming Team!
Vancouver 2010 is almost here and the tickets go on sale in October 2008 (this year) and that's for the games in Feburary of 2010! Now I really don't understand how people can make plans that far ahead, flights havent been planned yet, nor has hotel accomadations are yet for sale.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Blogging
I never really thought that blogging would be so hard. I just started it as a hobby kind of, and I guess ill keep it going. I do update it. But its really difficult to keep it up to date and keep pposting so this is why im posting a blog a bout a blog. Blogs are really hard to do. I thought it would be easy, well i feel like an idiot now, but now i must update as much as i can. It has been a couple of days now since i last posted but i have been busy.
So Blog, What is the definition?
Short for "Web log," a specialized site that allows an individual or group of individuals to share a running log of events and personal insights with online audiences. Blogs with political or current-events themes have grown in popularity and become "soap boxes" for instant mass-audience commentary.
Blogs for me are places to post about random stuff. I haven't really read a blog yet about a diary of everyday things. Blogs to me are used to post reviews for new items on the market, current news, and for people to post the latest in our world.
People can actually make money through typing random ideas on a Blog. Me my self i have made some money but not much. I mean though, its only been a week and i have made about 50 cents by advertising on it. Some people can make blogging a full time career, only to make $3,000 a week, just to type about the latest things. I don't however know how to bring in traffic to my blog. Hopefully sometime this thing that i do in my spare time really kicks off.
Well i am rambling off right now and i know my readers are probably bored of reading it. So i got this link just about 30 seconds ago. Im not going to lie it is pretty amazing
Shotgun Flashlight
Written by: Alan Parekh at 4:22 am. Filed under Insane Equipment, What Were They Thinking
Security guards that don’t have guns carry around big long metal flashlights for protection. If they have this flashlight made by ARES Defense Systems they won’t have anything to worry about…
“A grenade-style pin removes the safety, and the flashlight fires a .410 shotgun round out the back when a button is pressed. A Mini-Mag size fires a .380 round”
Via: TechEBlog and The Raw Feed
Now this is a post
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Saturday, March 29, 2008
Ipod Classic
Recently i just got the new Black 80 gig Ipod Classic.
So I have the new ipod classic because my original fourth generation ipod broke and future-shop replaced it for free. Im kind of liking the new ipod. It has a sleek design, lots of storage space for music, videos, movies, and podcasts. Really cool games can go on it as well. The only problems i have on it is the click wheel sensitivity. People say that having a case for the ipod will improve sensitivity. Well it doesn't, I would actually rather use it without a case, but then im worried about the case becoming scratched.
All-in-all the 6g 80-gig Ipod classic is a solid model. It has long battery life, 30 hours of music, 5 for movies, its has i nicely made faceplate, now its aluminum, and a glossy screen.
To compare it to the touch. It doesn't have a touch screen. Thats obvious, It doesn't have Wifi capabilities, or a full size screen. It odes however have a longer battery life, bigger storage capacities, and it costs less.
i KNOW I KNOW MY BLOG IS A LITTLE SHORT...WELL WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA SAY ABOUT THE NEW IPOD...OH THE FIRM WEAR IS FIRM HAHAHAHAHA
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
First Request WOW
Alright so isn't annoying when people make a your mom joke?
First Day
Hey all.